What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 07:17

-J W Pepper
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Which movies have the best endings?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III